so this has to be a bad omen right

so we’re getting a hurricane bc, yknow, florida. and everyone is freaking out like legit fighting over bottled water in walmart meanwhile I’m just like

I investigated this, for science, and…

I just watched Ted Lasso for the first time and honestly I’m obsessed with the fact that the whole premise of the show is just that everyone has daddy issues. 10/10 no notes

i ordered a coffee at the bakery next door but i didn’t have enough change and their card machine had a $6 minimum so the girl working at the counter was like “just give me whatever you have don’t even worry”. do i ask for her hand in marriage now or later

not me just now finding out one of the roommates from the sex lives of college girls is timothée chalamet’s sister

love living in florida. u can do whatever u want down here. i just ordered a large gun from mcdonalds

HELLO TORONTO! HELLO Toronto Blue Jays fans! I’m glad I don’t have to contain my excitement anymore! I am beyond thrilled to be a part of this organization! I promise you I will care as much as anyone out on that field day in and day out! Cannot wait to get this going!!! Im here to WIN!

been drinking them panera charged lemonades for MONTHS i stg if they get taken away now bc the internet can’t handle a lil crack in their juice i’ll be livid

are y’all not embarrassed posting ur colleen hoover books online or🥴

absolutely hate to be the bearer of bad news (no i don’t) but your bf/gf who you fight with regularly and break up with every few weeks is not the love of ur life

i mean

on thin ice smh