on that note… #NewProfilePic ft. me drunkenly throwing up the shaka hand with a bunch of customers and partners (i’m the most professional person ever i know)

to all the people who won’t stop being in my LinkedIn DMs - us not having a sales team is on purpose & even if we did want one, I promise you won’t be helping us sell with that very poorly personalized and researched outreach 😘

my lazy eye is acting up today so if you see it on the zoom no u didn’t 😘

phoebe really encapsulated the late 20s experience when she said "i'm 27 and i don't know who i am, but i know what i want"

nobody gets me like greta

really feeling this today 😅 how y’all doing?

when your dog is sleeping really cutely but you don’t want to disturb them:

Don't listen to podcasts at 1.5x speed. Go for a walk without any podcast, audiobook, or phone call at all. Take the weekend off. Read for fun, not for optimization. Do the workout that works for you. Have real conversations. Eat that slice of cake.

✨ just colorado things ✨

me on the zoom this morning after I’ve been stuck in the house and bedridden for a week post-surgery

me housing passed apps at every work cocktail party: