Things I've overheard my husband saying to our baby

Ok I have to share this. My boys just got a telescope for Christmas. I found my oldest now set up in the sunroom birdwatching. Then I saw he has a checklist. Melts my heart.

The criteria has been reversed: we used to require proof that someone was sick (e.g., a doctor's note to miss work). Now one is assumed to be sick until one proves that one is healthy (e.g., a negative test before visiting family). The default assumption is that we're all sick.

but we hate the facts out here don’t we

if you guys aren’t getting updated health information from this guy - please don’t talk to me. you are simply uneducated and uninformed.

Beloved, if someone makes you feel you are unloved by God, then take heart. Their god is not God.

If this disaster of an administration sends *a single troop* to fight in Ukraine there needs to be nationwide peaceful resistance and complete non-compliance with every single federal agency. Enough. No more wars.

So they’re admitting that’s how it works

And by prevent he means plan.

Bout to have the best sleep of my life

Did Twitter Blue tweet just cost Eli Lilly $LLY billions? Yes.

I'm back. Thanks Elon Musk

The shooter in Colorado Springs was arrested a year ago for felony menacing and first degree kidnapping. The DA decided not to pursue charges. This is yet another case of a violent criminal set free to cause more harm. But the Left has no interest in taking about this problem.

They’re defending pedophiles again

The term “conspiracy theorist” was started by the CIA after JFKs assassination. 60 years later we’ve learned the CIA assassinated JFK. Internalize this.

Y’all I’m gonna be honest, they need to have an on-call emergency physician or trauma physician to Zoom in to ESPN to explain what’s going on since I don’t think it’s being explained well what happened…

The NFL has to cancel this game. Please. Every player on that field is now a cosurvivor of a horrifying medical trauma. They need to be with loved ones, not playing football.

For context, we have social workers and child life specialists (or sometimes a nurse) supporting every family member who witnesses CPR in the ICU. Everyone who watched this has secondary traumatic stress.

You Murderous Anti-Semitic Rats