Why do I think every woman’s body is perfect but my own….

I felt like this was self explanatory but apparently I need to put “Do not hit me up if you are married” in my bio.

Me to my grandma “hey there’s a man on the loose lock your doors” Her “well is he good lookin?” 🥲🤣

Wild how an ounce of sunshine makes me feel RICH 😂

The amount of people who guessed my age was 25 tonight makes me 25 forever. Never going by my real age again 💁🏼‍♀️

I’m afraid of Utah.

This man just approached me in the Walmart parking lot and said “did you use to work at Taco Bell?” Bruh, that was over 10 years ago. I’ve had 5 jobs since then, ya weirdo.

“There was a baddie at 42” 🤣

when you see me and my gut on the boat in a couple weeks mind ya business

“Methicans” -today gym word of the day

My anxiety is getting worse as I get older. I thought for sure I’d grow out of this shit….

Yall be getting divorced and remarried before I even go on one date 🤣

Holy fuckin jet lag 🫠

Every time I think I’m ready to start dating again I remember everyone annoys the piss out of me and I’m meant to be single 😅

the only thing that would heal me rn is a creed concert

Can someone punch me or something cause I’m tryna feel something.

Damn…. I have been sucked into rap industry conspiracy/real life scandals TikTok and I am MORTIFIED. 🤯

I want a spine tat 🥹

The celebrity world is going crazy rn

I need a man I can be soft for. Bring out my feminine plz.