I think I might vote straight party ticket this time. I’ve never done that. I’m so frustrated with politics.

The Broncos have the entire town of ‘South Park’ in the stands for today’s game and someone needs a raise

Drinking the Bitburger/ Sierra Nevada Beer collab, the triple hop’d lager in my new Angry James Brewery lager glass. I heart lagers!!!

Is there a way to robo-dial the Texas unemployment office so that you get through? Serious question.

So...you want me to take over your job? Okay.

Guess what twitter world!! I got a job!!!!!! Back to the working world.

Look at the pretty!

To my Georgia friends...

What? You said nfw! Haha

It’s time for my first drink of the evening. Yay! What shall I start with?

How I’m starting my #SmallBusinessSaturday

I wish I ran a legit brewery

ATTN: Very sad news for SpindleTap. Late Sunday night our beer trailer was stolen from the brewery. If you see it or have any information on its location, please call (713) 325-1477 or email [email protected]. #bigbeerrewards #bringourtrailerhome

Harris County residents. Texans. Please keep wearing your mask and avoiding gatherings. This is all on us now.

I LOVE UWF AND I DON’T CARE WHO KNOWS IT! GO ARGOS! #argopride #uwffoundersweek

I'm supporting NAMI Greater Houston, and you can too! Please join in support of Mental Health for ALL! do.nr/6k4pjk via DonorDrive

Hive mind: Is there anything going on tonight in Houston? I have tomorrow off and I need some fun!

I would bring Jane Harper

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary