I met god... she's black.

If highschool was the best years of your life then you must be living a shitty life.

Either God can do nothing to stop catastrophes, or he doesn't care to, or he doesn't exist... God is either impotent, evil, or imaginary

If I notice someone is cheating off me, I will mark the wrong answers and put a dot by the right answer then change it fast at the end. Moral: DON'T cheat off me lol

My foriegn friends, who speak English as a 2nd language, have better grammar than that of my friends from Kentucky🤦🏽‍♀️😂

i’m not scared of corona virus; corona virus should me scared of me

What being friends with Sara Ledford ❀ ❀ is like 😂😂😂 x.com/thefemaleboook…

No one cares that you're obsessed with your self

Dont act like you're smart if you cheat on everything...

Something just growled in my pants

Some kid litterally wrote me a love note and handed it to me LMAO

Right after I got out of the tub my sister farted on me, i only smelled good for 2 seconds.

Why do people think ouija boards so are bad and scary? Lol it's just a board

You never realize how much you use your left arm untill its in a sling

just add a santa hat and this was Laura Beth earlier today😂

I was 2017 class clown and now my sister is 2018 class clown. I taught her so well #letsgo 😂 Laura Beth