someone alerted me that he changed his handle

oh yeah I also messaged your wife :/

k a r y . me until the cheque clears.

BREAKING: FG to Increase Salaries of President, VP, Ministers and Senators — RMAFC The Federal Government is set to approve a salary increase for political office holders, including the President, Vice President, Ministers, and Senators. This was hinted by the Revenue

Lmfaoooo! Them increase tax for you, them increase salary for themselves. 😭😭😭😭

Body so tea I almost liked a degenerate post

men hate us. yes i mean you, virgin. and you, mother of one. and you, sexually liberated adult. and you, girl with less than 3 bodies. and you, wife.

Free DNA cannot be made a priority when menstruation pads still costs 1,700

Real

Slavery was bad.

don’t book her she take shits in between appointments and don’t wash her hands & continue to do lashes with shitty fingers

“inconvenience is the cost of community” I repeat to myself as I climb 6 flights of stairs for my friends birthday party for her cat

He wont understand why you slapped him but he will start to understand that you are a violent animal he should avoid.

50M in POS business after 3 years? Oya nau

He slapped her so much, she can’t hear properly. He hopes his daughter understands and rationalize that her father is a pathetic abuser with no sense of discipline. I hope every time she thinks of you, she curses you. Ahmadioha gbagbuo kwa gi.

I said “no ma” to an older woman who looked almost 70 in Calabar once and she eyed me, hissed, and said “Nah Sisi yellow dem dey call me, I no be your Ma” 💀💀💀 Okayyy sisi yellow!!!

I'd never understand why Nigerians like stripping people naked. You catch a thief, you beat and strip them naked. You are fighting with someone, you strip them naked. A nation of perverts

I hate em right back

Someone I know went on a date with this man, Udemezue Bernard, a little early in the evening. He was supposed to take her out and the drive her back to her hostel but he kept her out till late, refused to answer her when she kept asking him to take her home.