Gonna dress up as tylenol for halloween and scare the dummies

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tw// throwing it on the ground - - - - - - - - - - So my so called "girlfriend" just handed me her cell phone said its my dad... uh thats not my dad that's a cell phone

We have returned, like we’ll always do. 📍Gaza City

Exactly this. This is what we need to continue fighting for until a free Palestine

🚨HEARTBREAKING: The airstrikes may have stopped, but the real war in Gaza has just begun, a silent war of grief and shattered hearts. Every night without those we lost, Gaza turns into one endless house of mourning.

Hey Houston drivers if you are taking a turn where TWO lanes turn you are supposed to pick a lane AND STAY YOUR FUCKING ASS IN IT!!!!! Why do yall always start on one and end up on the other- are you blind my car is literally right fucking there

Got the new iPhone this shit the size of an iPad

“The abortion is murder!” to “Why do I have to help you feed your kid? You shouldn’t have had them!” pipeline

How is it a “God given right” to bear arms & have guns but not have access to food? Do y’all hear yourselves?

I want to get pregnant next year so I purchased some books about fertility and what not to educate myself and now that I’m actually reading them IM SCARED YALL it feels like I’m a teen mom (I’m 26) 😬😬😬😬maybe I wait one more year 🤣

It’s always just this shit

Everytime hit biceps and they pump up I can’t stop flexing by the mirror is this what being a guy feels like

I really thought I could have a blended Hispanic + Indian wedding that was under 150 people 😂😂😂😂 We are past the 200 mark and RSVPs are still coming in hot 😬

The worldwide Latina belt is so funny to me

You exhale it

The new phone app layout on iPhone is so fucking stupid and ugly and not user friendly at all I hate it so bad

Can we just duplicate 2016 vibes for 2026 Guys I know we can do it just be chill