Pec day 🤓

The most radical thing you can do as a gay guy is be sort of useful

Feel like shit just want a twink to go to bottom jail for me

I don’t feel bad about tweeting because I’ve never used TikTok and feel no urge to download it

not my circus but admittedly those ARE my monkeys

Minister for Home Affairs, Tony Burke, has addressed Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s criticism of Australia recognising Palestine as a state. Speaking to RN Breakfast this morning he said the decision showed strength in standing up for Australian values on the world

Tony Burke woke up, walked into his kitchen, turned on the gas and started cooking

Having a bad hair day and every time muttering to myself “I look like a pencil” when I leave the house

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year

I need to take a pic like this

Texts like these >>>>

Nothing is going to happen to you

Realised I am the Dennis Reynolds from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia of the group

Well

Housemate took my last sugar free Red Bull and I’ve been pissed about it the entire day

Someone I haven’t interacted with since November 2021 just literally walked back into my life?