Well I feel like an idiot. Saw a knife stashed in the front garden with a black glove. Called 101 and they sent a police car round. It was LITERALLY ONE OF THOSE JOKE RETRACTABLE KNIVES. 🙈

So the #johnlewisadvert is my 80s childhood coming back to haunt me. Does anyone else remember Peep Peep? #theboyfromspace

💻 Know any brilliant web folks? Currently working with a very lovely client to appoint a website agency / developer so please do pass on if there’s anyone you’d recommend. jerwoodarts.org/about-us/jobs/

Sad to be missing #amaconf this year. Feels like the lift we all need right now. Hi Birmingham buddies. Don’t have too much fun without me. 👋🏻

I’m playing heatwave emoji bingo today with my messages. Want to play along? 🥵 ☀️ 🌡 🍦 🌋 💦 🕶 ℃ 🔥 🍺 🍨 🏊‍♀️ ⛱ 😎 🧊

Anyone want to give it a go?

Oof. I take a day off to go pumpkin picking and all the (non) news happens. Thinking of friends and colleagues stressing out about the #NPO delay, including all those at Arts Council England. Love, strength and pumpkin spiced lattes all round. 🍁💪💛🎃

Love to everyone today receiving #NPO news. This is an amazing sector full of brilliant people that I’m proud to be a part of. Whatever your news today, we’re here for each other.

When the lead news image is a Forced Entertainment show. @Tim_Etchells @hugoglendinning

Had fallen very out of love with Twitter. Spent a day liking, blocking and (re)following and now my feed is 🤩 and I’m like oh yeah I remember what was good about this now. Missed you lot. 😚

Very sad not to be at #amaconf for another year. Might make the children stand in a queue for a cup of tea and wear lanyards this morning. Not sure the small talk will be the same tho.