My jaw dropped cuz I didn’t think of this shit earlier. Cleaning videos are like ASMR to me

I wish GenX and older millennials were given more space to talk about the impact of the recession on our lives. Wiped out savings, career paths diverted, homeownership delayed, debt everywhere we turn, the feeling of being perpetually behind what your parents accomplished.

There WILL be food, there WILL be toilet paper. Restaurants are open, fast food is open. We won’t lose electricity, we won’t lose water. Sanitizer is good in a pinch, but soap and water is always best. Panic buying won’t last forever. Hang in there, bbs.

Solely pronouncing ‘Covid’ like Alexis Rose says ‘David’ and it helps just the teensiest bit.

38 seconds: That’s my current record for not touching my own face.

💯!!!

How can the roads in NYC be empty, yet Phoenix and Scottsdale are more packed than normal? Go the fuck home you fucks.

This is an awful man, waving a book he hasn’t read, in front of a church he doesn’t attend, invoking laws he doesn’t understand, against fellow Americans he sees as enemies, wielding a military he dodged serving, to protect power he gained via accepting foreign interference...

👏👏👏

I was excited to receive a text but it was this 😒😒😒😒😒😒

Period.

Such a spoiled puppy! 🤣 A. A. Medina 🐙 Fabled Beast Design

🙌🙌🙌🙌

When A. A. Medina 🐙 Fabled Beast Design throws all of her toys on my lap. She’s having the best nap ever!!

BRING IN THE FLY!!! #Debates2020

2020 24 hours to go I wanna be sedated

Crying?! I'm not crying!!

Here's a sleepin puppy!! 😊

Book Birthday! God Forbid is officially released via paperback and hardcover! amzn.to/3A13o2A