having a hard day, wearing my emotional support Big Shirt

The one and only Vicky Barone is on the market and any department would be so lucky to have her! Check out her superb jmp on the design of sick leave 🔥🔥🔥

Anyway I would have hidden most of the Halloween candy this week like any self-respecting social-mobility-aspiring mother but Callardgate has prompted me to leave it out in the candy dish this year like my grandma would have done, never say Twitter is not real life

my mother sure loves to watch prurient true crime series on Netflix and then lose her goddamn mind every time I tell her I had a date with a man from the internet

great to be back to our proper US equilibrium (billionaire tweeting out new policies as they occur to him on the loo)

6 yo spending the day wandering around the house playing the Jurassic Park theme song on her recorder >>>>>>>>

last proud mama post on here (ever??): kindergartener's teacher says in conference she's "by far the most advanced in the class academically" and already met all her end-of-year targets in Q1 go tell all your friends: daughters of single moms are bringing down the house