why does every website have to give an autobiography of the dish before the actual recipe

I will gladly accept flowers anyday and any occasion or no occasion at all

effort is attractive

I’m sorry dawg. If a Woman I was dating told me that she required XYZ I would simply just provide it. Or leave her to be with someone who can. It is literally THAT easy imo

men who love cats are good men

YOUR 20’s should be about whatever the hell YOU want it to be about.

If you don’t have a car charger pls get your life together

Women that make their own money don’t care about anything except how you treat them

cruise control has me sitting crisscross applesauce hahah

For better or for worse ima always choose me first

I’m one salmon eating bitch I tell ya

“Aww you remembered“ of course i did I’m in love with you

being in my life is a privilege and to be loved by me is an even bigger privilege

2 sexy for this rent