One day me and my cousins was out flipping... And just started flipping

I need a bridge in a song to be so nasty only thee Michelle Williams could carry it across.

But you're here with us so so are you

The concept of calling Natasha Lyonne 'Euphoria' star. Plain disrespect tbh

Guys it's a miracle I have signal in Pepe's. The one in Bolton vaults. This is cause for celebration

Having chronic migraines is hard because how do you explain to people I have an app on my phone that dims my phone brightness even more and how do you explain to people no I'm not a creep winking at you I have one eye closed because of light sensitivity and how do you DIIEEEE plz

The dots start to connect when you realise the white woman who told Patti LaBelle she couldn't eat the paper is married to Dan Schneider

The concept of attending a wedding when you have never met the bride or the groom a day in your life. (The concept is me because it's happened many times)

Is it cause enough to break up with your boyfriend because he likes pulp in his orange juice???

I live for a bottle episode unless that bottle is in the form of a clip show. Then it can choke

This world is weird because the worst spellers and texters are all coaders in their day jobs

People need to understand Beyonce doesn't create she CURATES.

Bitches be like overconsumption final boss when it comes to seeing a woman's room but guys have a sick collection. If you like his collection go look at his circumcision homo

Until all the billionaires get got

Being gay is getting asked to fuck in someone's garage after their family falls asleep.

Do I blow it just up to prove that I was right in the first place?

The moment I know humanity had no hope is when the English teachers begged us to make sure you chose the text you've learnt for the lit exam. There are people out here who learnt Romeo and Juliet and then tried to answer a question on Hamlet. Deep it.

EastEnders got me crying on a random Wednesday 😭

And if they ever reboot lazy town there is only one person that can play Spartacus... THE PURPLE WIGGLE

To the first person to rhyme cash and ass. Thank you 😘