Me to the girl I’m trying to pull at an afters:

“Dedicated singing section” might just be the most tinpot thing I’ve ever seen… Shouldn’t that be the whole stadium?

I believe that is what we call a “thunder bastard”

Absolutely not a chance he said this unless it was after 7 or 8 beers in the clubhouse after a tidy 9 holes ⛳️

Cheers, crying on Christmas

We did promise you the goal. And what a goal 7johns 🔥🔥

Michu’s influence is unmatched

15 minute hat trick and an all timer off a knee slide… we could have some player on our hands x.com/kingytopers/st…

Absolutely rattled bless em

All annual leave cancelled in Newcastle hospitals in December should they win🤰🏽

Why’s Cole Palmer giving business advice?

Five Swansea City players in the Championship team of the week. Beautiful. 🦢

Cardiff City have been RELEGATED. ⬇️ The Bluebirds will be playing in the third division of English football for the first time in 22 years. 😳 #BBCFootball #CCFC #Cardiff #Relegated

Incredible, these lads sitting in front of me are balling their eyes out the TIFO is of them and their old man when Ambrose scored and their dad died a few years back! #CPFC #FACupFinal

In case there was any doubt whatsoever, the Swans are massive. This is the sort of company we should be in.

Our Year 12 BTEC and Year 7 scholars had a very interesting talk from Sam Harding about life as a Football social media content creator!🙌

If Madueke can play for England so can I… 10 wingers better than him in the Championship

Tried to make it better 😅

2 goals and one of the best assists you’ll see for a while… it’s just vintage Messi 🤩