Your own husband posted this btw

The worst couple you know is gonna recreate this for Halloween this year

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

I repeat if you need religion to have morals you’re a bad person.

everything is folk music because folks be making the music

I’ll admit, when I was a kid in the 90s I definitely thought that Kid Rock would have less direct involvement with military operations

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

NO the FUCK we are NOT!!!!!!!

Can you imagine America doing something this cool

ppl keep saying there’s something crazy and evil inside her but she’s literally just bad at acting lol. that’s why she never got famous when she was first trying. she wants to look like a tough mama bear but she doesn’t know how to do it

I still make shitty music, new song out soon

People born in 2005 be like

Yeah. It’s candy crush. It’s not the wage theft, trash economy, or crippling debt. It’s the candy crush. Go fuck yourself, dork.

i will also not be attending the met gala this year in solidarity with zendaya btw

spirit deadass shutdown while we was in midair we had to jump out the plane like fortnite

common Reggie W

Why the fuck did no one tell me that washing your face at night feels this good? This shit is FANTASTIC.

imagine being this fucking cooked