Star Trek next gen is the best Star Trek . But Commander Rkyer is a baby back you know what

Is it possible to be horny for pizza? #diet

Walking into work after repeated requests to be able to wear athletic shorts just like the men was approved like*

The worst status when tracking a package is Out for Delivery. Refreshing my browser every 5 minutes.

@tre4 fisherman clothes. Jaws style. Make sure to include lots of ominous stories

@tre4 go get chummy ;)

Drs vm "We have your test results if u could call us back immediately so we can discuss" and then they don't answer

Just spent 10 minutes of my life watching all of one of the little boys from Stranger Things vines. So there's that

Breaking: A rich old white man receives revelation 2change LGBTpolicy @ Byu just in time 2join big12 &bring in more untaxable $$ for church

At home before weekend getaway and should be packing. What do I do? Write some bars cuz those will really come in handy hiking. #sofargone

I can't decide whether listening to ye during my surgery today is a good idea or very bad idea

Update: ye is definitely a great idea to listen to during surgery

@tre4 just a high stakes game of choose your trip/ what sound pairs best with valium, pain killers and the smell of burning flesh

@tre4 close! My cervix. Blerg

@tre4 also a great metal or ska band name