beer grants a temporary stat boost to your pool playing ability, but it only kicks in at 2 beers and drastically drops off at 3.5 beers, becoming a straight debuff at 4 beers. at 6 beers, if you equip a pool cue, other bar patrons appear red on the mini map

A year ago today I launched bouncrrr, a time saving app for Logic Pro users. Very proud of what it’s managed to do so far, if you’re a Logic Pro user and you’re still manually bouncing stems, this is for you.

People who claim to be free speech advocates and who hate children being abused are calling for a musician to be arrested/deplatformed for talking about a foreign army killing children.

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As someone who helps a lot of people with tech issues I’d say a solid chunk of it is just Googling what the problem is and the rest is just knowing the answer because I’ve Googled it before

What a space to create music in, absolutely loved being here

pretty mad seeing one of your favourite band’s singers that you don’t follow out in the wild on social media, going to follow them and seeing the “follow back” button instead of follow

The establishment hated Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Osama Bin Laden and Charles Manson. You’re not a rebel, you’re just too stupid to realise that you’re being duped into worshipping a conman who knows how much you hate foreigners.

Conspiracy theorists used to use gaps in knowledge to construct theories. The lack of transparency used to be the allure. Now? They ignore the knowledge. Especially if it contradicts their favourite story. The Epstein list was compelling for MAGA until Trump said it wasn’t

This is the internet buddy, no-one laughs along the whole time. If you’re lucky you get a nose exhale and we pretend we laughed. But actually yes there may be someone out there who laughs the whole way, we don’t know

So sure of his own opinions he limits the replies. Remind me, Peter, why did Wayne O’Rourke go to prison? Be thorough. You’re an embarrassment.

Anyone else’s PlayStation suddenly not getting an internet connection? All other devices are fine

The Overton window hasn’t shifted. It’s widened.

Shout out to the MAGA and Qanon lot who have always been so famously ‘innocent until proven guilty’ now saying that it doesn’t mean Trump did anything wrong. Same people who think all of Hollywood are paedophiles because an anonymous source on the internet said so.

finally, the perfect time to use this meme

I am so sick of these morons. Seriously.

The internet was a good experiment, and we had some fun with it, but it’s started to turn people into braindead lunatics.

I know there’s that trend of ‘the photos my boyfriend took of me vs the photos I took of him’ so I would like to share the photos I took of my girlfriend and the ones she took of me at Oasis tonight

I don’t mind the St George flag being flown, but I do have a problem with dickheads like Lee turning it into an aggressive symbol akin to “worship it or fuck off” I was born and raised in London, Lee, and I think you’re an unpatriotic cunt with issues. You’re not one of us.

my favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking grok "is this true" and then arguing with it when it doesn't give him the answer he likes