Let's give these a try... @ East Rockingham, North Carolina instagram.com/p/CCmEc2QAtVi/…

I refute that. @ East Rockingham, North Carolina instagram.com/p/CCou6XVAwDQ/…

I've got 3 handmade (by me!) sterling silver rings, sizes 8-9, available for $25 each. Venmo: samazon and CashApp: $TheSamWebs DM me if interested! #handmade #jewelry #rings #sterlingsilver #sterlingsilverjewelry… instagram.com/p/CCuBw2lAa9d/…

Yo... I want this SO BAD. instagram.com/p/CCxPKkaAt3b/…

Doodlin’ my favorite pup with my favorite genre. Everyone needs punk rock corgis in their life. instagram.com/p/CCxSjBBAlS0/…

Well, grilled cheese burrito fail. Not pictured: the missing tortilla strips inside. You had one job, Taco Bell (I know it's the dipshits working here at this one. Apparently they float between my TB and my Sonic… instagram.com/p/CC_nZ95AVvp/…

Pork Rinds like popcorn? WHAT IS THIS INSANITY? Of course I had to snag a pack. @ East Rockingham, North Carolina instagram.com/p/CDKZjpoAJYV/…

They're, uh, interesting? 🙃 @ East Rockingham, North Carolina instagram.com/p/CDMc21UgnFU/…

Holy crap, I look like a legitimate human. Quick shout-out to my strong AC giving me all the Beyonce windswept hair realness. 🙌🏻 @ East Rockingham, North Carolina instagram.com/p/CDcJaCmD7Y_/…

Masked up! If we've got to wear them, I'm wearing them in style. @ Southern Pines, North Carolina instagram.com/p/CDpajipgjQT/…

I had a friend trying to catch a ride. @ East Rockingham, North Carolina instagram.com/p/CFAYaw0ApeB/…

What in the psychadelic redneck crap is this? P.S. Enjoy my voice. Ya welcome. @ East Rockingham, North Carolina instagram.com/p/CFOSM8ig0_P/…

Felt cute today. Even without makeup. The fall agrees with me. #nomakeup #fallvibes #imcutetho instagram.com/p/CFxqptygDRn/…

While making my super delicious and best deviled eggs in the world, my egg shell left me this teeny tiny little piece of shell. @ Rockingham, North Carolina instagram.com/p/CIEHqYyg4P5/…

Hey! I look like a human! @ Rockingham, North Carolina instagram.com/p/CKksIemgc4J/…

I woke up like this. @ Rockingham, North Carolina instagram.com/p/CK9TMmLAji0/…

Super stoked to try these! I did a double take in Food Lion and moonwalked back to pick some up. Hope they are as tasty as they sound. @ Rockingham, North Carolina instagram.com/p/CMp5v1ogRtj/…

That's just pitiful, y'all. Nary a chip has been removed from this bag, yet this is all that remains. #bagofair instagram.com/p/CN7r0dgAVVn/…

Hey. It's my face. @ Rockingham, North Carolina instagram.com/p/CRNBHslg1wM/…

Yo, LIZZO & Ludacris, when can we get a collab from my two faves? Please bless the universe with this.