Lord grant me the serenity to not call everyone a dumbass today

The holidays can be hard. Check on your loved ones and friends. If you've lost someone, if you're struggling with addiction or depression or financial insecurity, if you're alone or surrounded by people and still feel alone--I want you to know you aren't alone. Please reach out.

Wishing John Mulaney a happy thanksgiving!

No. She’s a predator.

Bring back the Mexican pizza Taco Bell

I wish more people talked about Lady Gaga’s “I got you” to Liza Minelli, that’s really the compassion we need more of in this world.

Home Goods: Everything you want and nothing you need.

Wild fox takes time out for banjo, comes back for encore.

My favorite little pizza has finally returned home. The Mexican Pizza is back! #tacobellpartner

Vampire

DO YOU WANT TO GO TO COSTCO?

The revolution isn’t just female. It’s Iranian women. #mahsaamini #iranprotest #women

The Islamic Republic has been removed from the Commission on the Status of Women!!

A warbler for the timeline. ENJOY THE PURITY

My Costco membership means more to me than my Soho House membership ever did.

DRAMATURGICALLY

So funny because what’s also not “realistic” and “very disturbing” is big corporations giving very little profits to the artists providing all the content for the aforementioned big corps massive profits…but alas, here we are Mr. Bob.

NON-HUMAN BODIES !!!!

“They keep telling us that the future of the country is in our hands,” a schoolgirl in Iran said. “But they make it illegal to talk about what is happening in the country.” nyer.cm/lY24hNf

I can’t imagine buying crocs on StockX