Against quality opposition today was about performance. The squad are proving they can execute plans and be a nightmare to play against. Hamworthy will feel hard done by but we gave them nothing for free…other than a goal 😂🫠 🌲points UTM!

Would love to see stats on my best mates making mistakes which lead directly to goals, pricks.

I’m all for positive masculinity until the pricks on love island start crying because they aren’t gonna see their mate ever again until the show finishes in two weeks

Two of the worst decisions I’ve seen and our keeper hasn’t had to make a save for the rest of the night. I’m sure the ref took his money, will sleep well and get another job Saturday. Tough to swallow when so much time goes into preparations and then one individual is incapable

Finally clinical 😍 that’s what happens when the manager doesn’t start himself in the 10. Goals off the bench and Ads getting a brace on debut. Up the millers!

That time of year again where trillion dollar companies get to email you and explain that your charges are going up 4% for no fucking reason whatsoever

Any time at an airport is usually spent wondering how the rest of the public on show get through day to day life

You pay tax on anything you buy (there are small exemptions), from a salary that’s already been taxed. It’s not just property. 16K likes 😂 society makes my head wobble

Anyone want the T&E job? Just had a player pull out of tomorrow’s squad because he rolled his ankle skateboarding during lunch. I’m out

When me and a one legged Jamie Blackburn are your source of goals on a Saturday afternoon you know there’s issues beyond skateboarding incidents

7 teenagers in the starting 11 and only able to make 1 sub. Survival yet to be seen but that performance should give the boys real confidence for the run in. Alresford trounced us two weeks ago but last night the lads were brave and put them under real pressure. Happy gaffa 🔴⚫️

41st game of the season tonight and a regular starter has just asked me when the ideal time is to eat before kick off. Has he been hungry all this time? Or having a carvery two hours before a game? So many questions.

It’s harder to keep a team in the league with no money than to get promoted with plenty of cash. Safety is success for us. Resignation handed in and back to playing, whatever the level. I’ll look back fondly on some performances against those sides at the top. Up the millers 🔴⚫️

Why do clubs as low as the Wessex League need Directors of Football? 😂

Coaching these ideas in Wessex 1 is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever tried to do

Always rated Wessex League officials 🤝

Magpies/Red Devs doubles 😍

Centre half captain three points clean sheet games gone