Ibiza starting XI vs. Barcelona: David Guetta; Martin Garrix, Paul van Dyk, Peggy Gou, Swedish House Mafia; Calvin Harris, CamelPhat, Steve Aoki; Carl Cox, Wayne Lineker(c), Tiësto. (433) Pretty decent line-up.

I hope joe wicks has stretched off

⚽️ | Gresford Athletic FC Reserves won 3-1 away against Cefn Albion FC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Reserves in the 2022/23 FAW Reserve League North East today. Sam Felgate scored a hat-trick for Gresford Athletic FC Reserves.

Thanks for letting us warm up at your old training ground Manchester United - we'll try & repay the favour tonight! 😉 #MCFCBMG

Even as a United fan Michy Batshuayi is my new favourite person on Twitter

On tonight's performance Rojo looks a better chef than he is a footballer:

Zlatan Ibrahimovic wasn’t letting Paul Pogba go anywhere that wasn’t Manchester United 🙅🏼 #MUFC

Reports of an away following of 2 at Chesterfield last night are untrue. We counted at least 6...

@Sej_II Jamie Carragher Liverpool FC Sky Sports Gary Neville Manchester United Adam Bond 2-1 United 👊🏻

@Sej_II Jamie Carragher Liverpool FC Sky Sports Gary Neville Manchester United Adam Bond no match there 😂

Looks like I was too late Tiësto

2 days late.... but AMF was insane! #AMF2016

Felt great today! Team is in good shape, results will follow! Manchester United

Sergio 👏🏻🇪🇸

11 year old with a dream...

Ibiza, Creamfields, back to Ibiza then AMF to finish it off, absolutely buzzing for this summer 🍺☀️🍺

Liam Gallagher & Chris Martin on the same stage is something I never thought I'd see! #OneLoveManchester

IT WAS TIME...

R.I.P Tim Bergling 😭