HARE SOUP?

Is that a flirt or a threat? I am not quite sure.

I suppose the best flirts have are a little threatening and the best threats are a little flirty.

I PERFECTED THAT JOB BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN BORN

Nobody better be preparing to EAT MY HUSBAND.

Oh come now Alice... As if I would ever truly harm the poor thing. I just wanted to make his tail twitch

If the poor hare is stiff as a board that is taking walking the plank to a whole new level.

What do you mean ancient?

BREAK A..? Well If that highly unlikely thing happens I'll be sure to land on the softest thing around then

I'M IN YOUR HOUSE?!?! I FELL ASLEEP FOR MONTHS IN YOUR HOME AND NO ONE THOUGHT TO WAKE ME?!

"Who's that snoring in the corner?" "Oh, that's just Poseidon." "How long has he been here?" "I dunno a few months? We just covered him in a blanket; didn't want to wake him."

NO, I DON'T! I DON'T MATH THAT'S HEPHAESTUS'S THING! NOT A BIG DEAL? IT IS FOR ME! OH MY GODS THE OCEANS

THAT IS QUITE READILY APPARENT. ...best nap i've ever had though.

Oh dear... If Alice truly thought he was going to eat the hare...

The only thing a god fears is another god, and Alice Liddell-Hatter

Nods sagely.

I assure you I utterly believe you will. Let me also say I much prefer being your chum rather than being made INTO CHUM

Jesting. Teasing. I was only teasing!