Nights with a newborn is just: “Baby is almost there. In a few they will fully settle and we’ll be cozy and sleep for awhile” all night long and suddenly the sun is up and it’s time to start the day

You haven’t found someone, so fine, you’ll do it yourself. But what about the babies? Why is no one thinking about the babies?!

Pasty American Hobby Lobby boomers are ruining it for the rest of us and proving why immortality is a bad idea

Motherhood is my single greatest joy I have ever experienced It is real, pure, & true love, abundantly It requires emotional regulation to enjoy fully It’s a lot of hard work w innumerable surprises & payoffs Impossible to feel all this w/o my loving man Beyond grateful🥲

The problem with Boomerism is that eventually you run out of future generations’ money.

Snuggly mornings w sleepy smiles > sleeping in ♾️ Coffee breaks during the first morning sleep feel like a trophy - extra sweet Disposable income - money is for sharing experiences & making memories w loved ones Quiet + candles + cartoons still happen She’s sadly missing out

I’m not saying I’m a baby expert but

Church billboards are the original public meme

This 88 year old grandma is “driving” for the first time in years. Tesla FSD isn't about tech — it's about giving people their independence back.

Hey guys when we said bring back bullying this isn’t what we meant

Hating whole milk is a scam by Big Cow to sell you more white water

TLDR ENTP marries INFJ

Hate chopping onions every time you cook? Wait til you’re feeling extra emotional, chop a week’s worth, & have a good cry #multitasking

Delulu Lemon. You’re welcome.

What in the Gen Alpha trauma starter package is this