Tony Hawk AriZona Iced Tea

Whenever I try to see the rest of a twitter thread I instead get sent to this article about Samsung phones taking fake moon pictures lol

Really makes you think 🤔

fav interaction of the day

Apparently we can’t request vacation time right now because our department doesn’t have a working printer to print the forms lol When the city inevitably lays me off I’m just going to apply for a job on a literal sinking ship

Oh NO they made a twink version of the tradwife wojak.

A girl told me my hair looks nice today, joke’s on you ma’am I haven’t taken a shower in three days

Oh, *that’s* why it hasn’t happened yet…

get a cat

So far my read on the vibe during the RNC, as someone whose job is to sit in a watchtower downtown, is there’s a lot more bald white guys dressed like undercover cops and they all look at you weird if you’re just loitering on the sidewalk with no shoes on

Someone almost hit the Kennedy bus while they were very slowly and annoyingly driving down the road Never been more proud of Milwaukee’s reckless drivers

lol “Lost In A Lost World” is an account I started following years ago because they were into QAnon stuff, feels appropriate that they’re Stewartson’s audience at this point