“Static Drive!” All Wynne and Luna can see is a flash of red under the door.

“Luna, it finally happened. Does Wynne care to let us in?”

“Not go be rude, but this is not working. He has….relapsed.”

“Why did you not…..stop time?”

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Basic info 🌞He/him - Gay trans man. 🌞 Age unknown - Lived an indeterminate amount of time in the planes beyond Earth, but is physically a young adult. (18 - 20) 🌞Son of Goro (Goro Hada) and twin of Luna (Luna) 🌞Er'el/Guardian Angel of Abused Youths 🌞5'6" (168cm)

"You, er, probably don't want to know where that stereotype came from."

“….uhm…nnnnno. It’s dicier. Goes back centuries.”

“That may have been the first proper visual depiction, but it coincides with—SHITTING HELL WHAT IS THAT” Punts the corgi.

Sprouts wings, flies around.

PANTING. SWEATING WITH FEAR.

“Why is she a small dog.”

“Of all the reasons to pity the mortalfolk, susceptibility to the elements is one of them. I can think of no better weather to try out the new ‘duds’, as they say.” ✨✨