I appreciate anarchy in concept but I’ve watched Deadwood and don’t too much fancy being a whore

Feminists promised me that I was going to be catcalled, approached and harassed. I’m disappointed. I’m still waiting, at least once a day I loiter outside a construction site and still, nothing?!

You know all I really want from any website is the ability to have a fish bowl and pet wolves, my life has not been the same since the Bebo account my brother made for me became defunct

Seeing a New Zealander being interviewed is always a jumpscare, it’s a chalk on the whiteboard reminder of how truly awful my voice must be.

Nice wander:)

If you look at a chimpanzee and say ‘Wow they are just like us’ I propose a question; When was the last time you ripped the face off a stranger you killed and wore it as a mask? Oh yesterday? Perfect. Guess we are just like them, chimps and humans, no differences-one in the same

One evening years ago, I sat cuddled up in a pile of blankets on my bed, when my best friend came hurdling through the dark on all fours like a beast, scream- whispering Papa Lazarou lines. I don’t know if I have ever or will ever scream louder - pure terror.

To replace the now overused tumbleweed I propose an introduction of armadillos rolling across the screen

Les Misérable (2025): Fantine instead of destitute, sad, singing prostitute is an empowered onlyfans model, only boosted by her dyke cut (She still dies of tuberculosis).

Incredibles 2 did something special creating Reflux

Sometimes things feel so bad that I feel nostalgic for the isis beheading videos that would autoplay on my facebook feed when I was 13

I really enjoyed Flow, and I think what impressed me most about the film, is the way they attempted to convince me that not *all* Secretarybird’s are bloodthirsty murderers