SailingConfessions2

#NotMyCaptains

#NotMyCoach

So glad I can finally get into some actual sailing and leave all these incompetent fuckers back in HS sailing

OH MY GOD ITS ALMOST SUMMER... LASERS WILL RULE THE EARTH ONCE AGAIN!!!! screw FJs and C420s

Anyone ever capsized a hobie cat? because its terrifying af

Grow a pair and sail a fast boat

To the kid that crashed my 420 into the coachboat: FUCK YOU. LEARN HOW TO FUCKING SAIL

I'm the cunningham. Are you the cunnignham ring? Because I want to go in your tight little hole.

junior sailor: "The sail has a boner." Me: "No that's just a batten."

Buys one thing from West Marine... "I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!"

Did SailingConfessions2 take a massive leap of absence?

Leave is what I think you meant buddy...

Two spinnaker poles go up on the downwind in my boat... the boat's, and mine.

There are two positions in sailing (not crew and skipper), I'm referring to missionary and doggy-style

My boat won't be the only thing getting wet this summer

where the fuck is SailingConfessions2

Sorry I got lost, the internet can be a big place.

WHERE IS SailingConfessions2 ?!?!?!

When I go to regattas I set the distance on tinder to 1 mile and hope that I match with sailors