Animal control is being called to a report of a vicious chihuahua in Sioux Falls

ITS FLAT FUCKERS FRIDAY

I desire no association with this creature.

My oil painting of a homemade Uncrustable

Treating myself tonight

Today, the Supreme Court not only reversed nearly 50 years of precedent, it relegated the most intensely personal decision someone can make to the whims of politicians and ideologues—attacking the essential freedoms of millions of Americans.

I need to stay off twitter before I start speaking my mind forreal

I’ve been extremely hesitant to say this because I don’t want to see it happen but I feel like I have to- let me be clear I’m not an expert but I’m deeply worried we could be on the edge of something far worse happening than we’ve already seen. I’m worried it will if we don’t act

when my bf won’t let me bite him as hard as i can for no reason

Texas Roadhouse: Where zero shits are given about peanut allergies 😂

A THREAD

Extraordinary white moose was spotted taking a dip in a pool in Sweden's Varmland County ( by Hans Nilsson )

my brother called me out of the blue which he only does when there’s an emergency. and then

me when i tell him idc where we go to eat and we pull up to a place i don't like:

Once you stop posting and snapping regularly on I.G you just never go back to doing it. You also realise how sharing every detail of your life from the moment you wake up everyday isn’t normal and you feel over exposed, also it makes complete strangers over familiar with you.

I miss Meg thee Stallion but if I was her I would literally never talk to y’all again

Bringing your dad both screwdrivers because you don’t know what he’s talking about.

Me wine-drunk putting on a private show for my cat at 3 AM