I got lost hiking up a mountain, and I saw a shepherd. I asked him "How far up are we?" and he answered "Project Hail Mary" That's how I realised, I already knew the answer. We were at the peak.

Me tienen harto "Milo J", "Catriel", "Paco Amoroso" y todo ese slop que los tiene obsesionados

Gen Z is preferring Project Hail Mary (2026) instead of having sex.

The fal finally living its cold war dream of blasting russians

yeah sex is cool and all but the petrova line sequence in the bedroom is better

asking 15 people for advice just to end up doing exactly what i wanted anyway

mecánicos y minas semi en pelotas hay que volver a lo tradicional

MY LIFE ISN'T INSTAGRAMMABLE, HOWEVER, IT IS TWITTERABLE.

Dios extinguió a los dinosaurios para que los autos de F1 usaran motores de combustión interna. Si hubiese querido que fuesen eléctricos, tendríamos árboles que den baterías.

yo diciendo durante toda la semana lo mucho que iba a estudiar el finde y al final me pongo solo el domingo por la tarde

El verdadero cambio lo haces cuando pasas a estos

la delgada línea entre cagarse la vida y cagarse la psiquis

Buen lunes a todos

May the 4th means it's time to talk about Sam Bird's Kylo Ren helmet again

POV : You planned to study at 8:00 but its 8:03 so now you have to wait until 2027 to start studying