the worst part about subbing at the high school my brother goes to is getting called “logan’s sister” alllll day🙃

11 days until surgery day!!!!!!!!

who’s finished stranger things??? I MUST talk about it and Christel has decided this season is too scary for her😂

easy A will always be a comfort movie

notable quotes from my first week teaching these summer littles “how old are you? bc your face looks 15 but your height looks 50” “miss ryleeeeee *blank and *blank kissed on the playground!!” “you know how I found you auntie?? i followed your scent” 🤦‍♀️

the pitners are moving back to coulee, this is not a drill!!!!! 🤩🤩🤩 about to have two ms. pitners at the elementary school🤪

everyone send some positive vibes for this important meeting I have coming up with the ed department in a few hours🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

the way i’m going to blow this month’s whole check on my classroom😅🤪

my students and I will love you 5ever if you check out this list😘😘 #BackToSchool amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…

why is the cheapest options for classroom decor and supplies always bright rainbow?? like excuse me I would really just like my bins to be neutral and not screaming in my face, thanks🫠

THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL STARTS IN 11 HOURS FIFTH GRADE HERE I COMEEEE🍎✏️📚

can’t do the teenage dirtbag tiktok trend i did the morning announcements

teaching 5th grade means listening to the duck song as a brain break🐤

“teacher, why don’t you have a baby yet?” -a first grader as i’m down on the ground tying their shoe like sis I am helping you out, why you gotta do me like that hahaha

me getting jumpy EVERY DAMN TIME the gas pump clicks off🫠

chex mix is one of my fave snacks but i only eat half of what’s in it hahahah

we are about to have more green bean casserole than turkey this year and that is just fine with me🤩

the kids walk through the door in 5 hours and i still just CAN’T sleep. nap time for all tomorrow😴

brb reminding myself of all the unhinged things my students do on the regular so i’m not all sad missing them this week