"can you hop on a quick call?" can you hop off a quick bridge

Judge: "I find you not guilty" Me: "Thanks I won't do it again" My lawyer:

Astronaut Mark Kelly once smuggled a full gorilla suit on board the International Space Station. He didn't tell anyone about it. One day, without anyone knowing, he put it on. (source: Reddit)

GOODBYE 👋

This is why a stick of RAM costs £600

just watched an indian shoot himself in the chest at point blank range and carried on scrolling. what a great app

no bro don’t buy airpods. you need the Sony WH-1000XM5-WHCH720N-WF1000XM5-CH520

Average road in the UK

what if he comes on a small boat?

Donald Trump: Billions must die and we'll use British airbases to do it Keir Starmer: ᴵ ᶜᵒⁿᵈᵉᵐⁿ ʷᶦʳᵉˡᵉˢˢ ᶠᵉˢᵗᶦᵛᵃˡ

“While spacewalking I realized something, I used to think I was scared of heights but now I know I was just scared of gravity.” ― Artemis II Astronaut Reid Wiseman

Iran: “We’re blocking the Strait!” USA: “No, WE are blocking the Strait!!”

I have 600+ mutual followers and I never see their posts. That’s what happened

The feed killed Instagram. Why would you show me people I don’t follow more than I do follow? The whole point in a follow button is I want to see that persons post. The explore page is to find people you might want to follow. Most pointless app. It’s only useful for content

I woke up feeling left wing today

I’m sure we have all now seen the footage of Metropolitan rozzers kicking a suspected terrorist in the head, repeatedly, when he was down. We can all play a part in putting an end to this sort of police brutality. Mainly by not going around stabbing people.

I can’t think of a single country other than Britain that would allow you to stab two police officers and then grant you citizenship.

Coldplay después de cantar una canción sobre cuidar el medio ambiente