My son is 7 and he has to wear a mask at school for 8 hours every day.

“This Spotify wrapped is so me 🤣🤪🤗” Yeah it’s literally data

Say what u want about procrastinating. U work more efficiently when ur paper is due in 2 hours

Bing bong

Bout to buy a salt life sticker but not cause I went to Florida for spring break

Prepping for your funeral right now

There is truly nothing funnier than this MSNBC host ranting about what Elon Musk could do to Twitter, and accidentally giving a perfect description of how Twitter has actually operated for the last five years

No need to get political

You make a plan to visit as many restaurants as possible during vacation. I make a bucket list for how many pools I can pee in. We are not the same

Brittney Griner doesn’t deserve 9 years in prison for weed. She deserves it for saying she could beat Demarcus Cousins in a 1v1

People have all this talk about Justin Bieber and Harry Styles but are sleeping on chip skylark fr

You’re literally using oil reserves to give the illusion that they’re going down but wait till we see the 📈 after the election

I’m not mad I’m just disappointed Purdue Men's Basketball

Thought the covid bs was over until my professor says there’s a 2 cough limit before you are asked to leave the class…

Walked out of the house this morning hoping for a breath of fresh air and ended up smoking a pack of Marlboro reds #CanadaisBurning

How does Purdue Football not have a fly over on Veterans Day?????

Let’s go! Back where it belongs 🚂

Boilermakers, it is March

Sounds like you married an absolute legend, lady.