Ah yes, everything is right in the world. It’s mid January and it feels like -24 and *checks notes* a billionaire did TWO nazi salutes onstage during the presidential inauguration?!

Has anyone asked the important question yet? When did Elon Musk join Pantera?

we are SO excited to announce FARTHER THAN EVER BEFORE A TRIBUTE TO TRANSATLANTICISM (originally by Death Cab for Cutie ) 11 COVERS GOING TO CHARITY the holy ghost tabernacle choir Dying Whale ⚰︎ funeral homes shoegays band @LikeFatherBand iwan the band +CAREGIVER+ Dreamwell Hidden Mothers Fainting Dreams

Anyone punched that nazi yet? We play shows in two weeks! Fargo and MPLS: 02.07.25 - The Aquarium - Fargo, ND 02.08.25 - Zhora Darling - MPLS, MN

FAKE PUNT!!!! 📺: FOX

I need a fucking Coke Zero

I don’t think you fully grasp or appreciate how truly insane this is.

burn bright is fucking dope. endless thanks to jj 🫡 for creating something that brings so many people to milwaukee. two sold out years in a row. already can’t wait for year 3.

Won’t be using this much if at all going forward. What’s your Bluesky?

When I see these in nature I kick them over so fast knowing some fuck ass wooks named cosmic carl and patchouli pete probably set it up.

We also got haywire coming baby!!

Everyone watching The Phantom Menace in 1999: “Why does this matter? Tarrifs and blockades of trade routes in outer space?” George Lucas in 2025:

I’ve had a week. But I hope to have a really good night with you. Come take care of your awesome bartenders that have been busting their ass for a week straight and see awesome punk rock from the Twin Cities and Fargo.

If i can get one flenser band to Fargo, i can get them all. Chat Pile you’re next.

Lifetime’s “Jersey’s Best Dancers” is on TouchTunes for any lifers that need that information.

Kross injecting the only bit of life into a Logan Paul vs AJ Styles Wrestlemania match. A man that isn’t even in it. If Kross doesn’t get more time in front of the camera soon it’s a travesty.

hahahaha farrrgoooooo

If I order an uber and a driver-less Tesla pulls up, i'm absolutely taking a shit in that car.

The Packers took a WR in the first round of the draft for the first time since 2002 WHILE IN Green Bay and their fans loved it 💛💚 (via NFL)