Do you guys remember that viral video of that lady screaming at someone for eating on the train? Do you know how thrilled she must have been about Covid???

Come see Playing Possum 🥰 newyorktheaterfestival.com/playing-opossu…

were I an NFL player, I would encourage my teammates to choreograph a 60 second Irish step dancing routine to celebrate touchdowns, interceptions, etc. call taunting on that shit, goodell

wait your guys’ families are watching the Thanksgiving day parade this morning? NOT the new Alanis Morissette documentary??

do you guys think that hen is short for chick-hen

What a disgrace

Guys, we changed the name and I got a haircut, you all can come watch it now!

Jafar, if you’re watching, just know I miss you buddy

Go watch my brother Ephraim Birney and Ryan Quigley short at the indie theater film festival. There are few things I am certain of but one of them is that they are both too talented. I'm also certain that unicorn's are real but that's another story. nycitff2022.eventive.org/films/61d7c6a5…

She’s been hacked folks

Do it for the children

There’s a new 3 Ways to Survive out so go turn it on while you take your daily rapid test! youtu.be/3pf0A_3j56s

When scheduling a doc appointment, “para español, oprima dos” should always be followed by “if you literally don’t know what the fuck a deductible is, please press 3”

You heard the lady 📺: youtu.be/BjTAyNG44OY 🎧: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…

Lmao

Look ma!! I’m on a podcast! Bellhop Productions Ephraim Birney Ryan Quigley youtu.be/5C0w2u3Wdkw

As a reward for publishing your book, we’re handing the podcast over to you! We don’t want it anymore!

“step on a crack, you’ll break your mother’s back” some of the cleanest writing in the history of man

"probing and exquisitely moving...directed with a graceful hand by Ron Lagomarsino, a typically polished one for this small company" – #CharlesIsherwood, The Wall Street Journal JUST ANNOUNCED: #ChesterBailey will now play through Nov 20! Review: on.wsj.com/3F1QCXK irishrep.org/chesterbailey

Yeah! I'm on strike! That's why I don't have any acting or writing jobs! #SAGAFTRAstrong