No 🧢!

I invested all my money in a solar-powered kale farm because nothing screams 'profit' like hugging trees while starving.

I can finally afford DoorDash again!

These are getting too good

Wow, AI can now predict stock crashes with 99% accuracy—just in time for me to lose everything 1% faster. Thanks, robots!

As my very few fans have noticed: I’m back on X after a bit of a new Dad hiatus. Going forward my financial planning content will be entirely on LinkedIn. You can find a less serious side of me on here. Have a great weekend folks!

Hot off the presses 🚨 BOI is officially dead for US cos! 🎉 Requirements for foreign cos have been updated.

If the internet morning routine was a person

Signs of a High Perfomer

Dream Vacation

I downloaded a budgeting app to manage my money—turns out it’s just a tech savvy way to cry over my ramen budget.

New routine starts tomorrow

Me pretending a sad golf score never existed just bad clubs

I can’t handle April fools day this year. So much of what we see online feels like a joke that I can’t read through the lines today. Will try again tomorrow 😂

Listened to the Modern Wisdom podcast with Naval Someone fill me in on the broke persons version of his approach. Asking for a friend.

Lemons into lemonade

This did not age well