Only this failson can look a $600 million in free money gift horse in the mouth and say “I think I want $300 million more”

Lol, the funniest streak in North American professional sports continues…

It’s a shame because I was really high on him going into 2022 & thought he was deserving of more opportunities. But when he got those chances, he didn’t get it done & if he couldn’t crack last year’s WR room, he’s not cracking this year’s. Plus, Tylan Wallace gives you more on ST

Gotta say, Jorge Mateo has struggled to hit his weight since April & also has struggled to field, but that speed of his is a tremendous weapon. How did he avoid the tag there?

You cannot escape Cedric Mullins, lol. Robs a HR, hits a long foul ball HR then straightens it out with a bomb to give the Orioles a 2-run lead

What a win for the Orioles on the road against a tough opponent that can in hot. Team just keeps finding a way

Man, 28 is way too young to go. His career with the Ravens didn’t last long, but he was such a joy to watch in that 2017 season. Loved his Irish dance TD celly

Not trying to temp the fates, more just brainstorming but if the Orioles were to, say, make the playoffs, what’s the rotation look like? At this point I say Bradish, Gibson, Flaherty & Rodriguez but obviously lots can change between now and October

Dude totally played himself long term. He could have just gone on being a d-list celeb, Twitter poster, hotel grifter & Fox News guest until the end of time. But that wasn’t enough. Now, he basically needs to win the office again just to stay out of jail for the rest of his life

The entire The Shinning section of Treehouse of Horror 5. It’s perfect. I can’t see the blood in the elevator scene from The Shining anymore without hearing Mr. Burns saying “That’s odd, usually the blood gets off on the SECOND floor”

Not that I don’t think his record speaks for itself & he’ll fit in really well as a Raven, but just for this, Jadeveon Clowney is cool by me

So I’ve come to the executive decision that whatever it is Elon Musk is doing with this site, I don’t really want to be a part of it. So I’m gonna put this feed on ice for the time being (not deleted, just not used). If you want to follow me, I’m on Threads now under my name