*customer walks in a minute before close* "yall still open right?" "ya, come in"

THIS JUST IN - We're the #1 seller of PBR in Madison. We did it everyone. It's like we deserve a ribbon or something

Never thought I'd be so damn happy to go back to #Milwaukee

The trip is done. This is Otter to Otter. Milwaukee touch down. We Out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #wheredowegofromhere

The Zer0 Life #zero #$Z

Got to Fight the Foo

Scar Tissue I wish saw #cuzIwon'tstop

If a writer falls in love with you, you will live on forever.

#GarabageJuice

Well America, this is what you wanted. Now may you rest in piss.

I'm in a punk band now. So watch THIS fall apart now!!!

Soon as you know your worth....you fucking take what is rightfully yours

Hey Marquette! SHIT IS WEAK!!! Law School Bros. can suck my dick💃

UW Red like mother fuckin' Christmas

Congratulations to my one special Ott. Seven hard earned years, it's finally over. #PantherGraduation16

I don't give a shit WHAT religion you are, MY Christmas is happening? You do your thing.

What do we want? Peer-reviewed Science When do we want it? Yesterday, please!

What's happening? Agent Zer0. That's what.

"This kind of life like everybody else's kind of life: it's killing us.' ? Charles Bukowski