She got there at midnight saw you had no eats for her and ordered the “you not fuckin” special

my kid was blowing raspberries last night at dinner and i turned to my German friend and asked “what’s the word for that in German?” and he replied “we have no word for that. it is too silly.”

That's because Asian Americans aren't obligated to add Black Americans into their story/work of fiction. Black American directors want to be inclusive, and that's their prerogative, but forget that the same isn't desired among other directors from other ethnic groups in America.

ADHD is having the day off and thinking of 1,000 ways to enjoy it, deciding on none of those, and laying frozen by your own inability to choose an activity.

“But crops use way more water than data centers!” Oh I’m sorry, do *you* eat AI? Didn’t think so.

Pythia

Pimp my ride was so fucking funny cause a car would come in with busted suspension and they would put 4 ps2s and a surfboard in it then not fix the suspension

I will never understand how anyone could be a Republican.

KAREN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUKUHARA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gamers have been saying "no one cares about ign reviews" while steadily talking about IGN reviews for literally the last 10 YEARS

Hunter Schafer, the woman that you are… unreal.

A large data center in Fayetteville, Georgia, used more than 29 million gallons of water over many months while the local water company was unaware and did not send a bill at first. Residents in the Annelise Park neighborhood complained about low water pressure, which revealed

Ananta reportedly won’t use the traditional gacha system for unlocking characters. Instead, characters can be obtained in two ways: • Progressing through the main storyline • Randomly encountering and recruiting characters in the open world

I’m not saying MEN shouldn't provide, but make sure you provide for a "thank you so much” woman and not an "as you should" woman.

Tati Gabrielle has changed her hair for almost every role she’s played, I’m really confused on where this new narrative that she doesn’t change her hair or wear wigs for roles comes from.

The Quartering has deleted his Twitter.

1) Your wife and kids willingly left you for falling down an anti-transgender pipeline 2) You were exposed for posing as a trans man after your first (of several) Twitter bans 3) You created an account on Her (lesbian dating app) to “prove a point” 4) You’ve been arrested for