Travelling from Edinburgh to London in July and, as much as it pains me, I’ve booked return flights for £67 to London City. London North Eastern Railway train fares were £180+ for the same dates. I don’t understand the state of rail travel in this country. What got us here?

But why is everything a sambal? #Masterchef

I’d do it all again for this.

When he plays your song ❤️ #Springsteen

If anyone was thinking of watching the Disney short film, Float, don’t do it when you’re: 🔹 Tired 🔹 Hormonal 🔹 A parent 🔹 Near a child/baby

God, the boomers would really love to see GenZ made to do National Service wouldn’t they. These Tories really know their audience.

Me last night.

“Alexa, play It’s Coming Home.”

18:55: #SouthgateOut 19:05: #ItsComingHome

I don’t think I can bare to see another clip of Saka crying in an England shirt. My Angel 😢 #ENGSPA

When you try to act cool when you see Angela Rayner at the airport and make a tit out of yourself. If you’re on the Edi flight, I’ll try not to make it worse 🫠

Oh good grief…

Nice to see that blatant sexism is alive and well in Dobbies. Come on guys, it’s 2024.

Can’t believe I manifested coney island after getting Haunted x exile at Edinburgh N3 like I actually think I’ve won. #LondonTSTheErasTour #LondonN6

Things that aren’t considered an Olympic sport but should be: Hand expressing breastmilk on a moving train on the East Coast Main Line. London North Eastern Railway can we do better for breastfeeding mothers than having us squat over toilets?

Listening to The Moth episode of The Storm and Joanna Robinson is giving some Oasis trivia and it seems very timely! Sending positive vibes to everyone going into ticket wars tomorrow and Saturday

Swifties, how many times have YOU listened to The Manuscript and cried into your blue crew today? For me, only like 12. #TSTheErasTour