Haven't bought your Valentine yet? We've got you covered...

It's 5:00 PM on a Friday. Why ain't there a beer in ya hand?

Did you know: At any given time, 0.7% of the world is drunk. That means 50 million people are drunk right now.

Drop this fact when you're at the water cooler with your favorite co-worker. FACT: The strongest beer in the world has a 67.5% alcohol content.

"How many dog years do you think it would take us to get to the moon?"

The third person that comes up when you type @ owes you a beer tonight.

You better not be too hungover right now... there's beer to be had!

PSA: Drink some water in between the 10+ beers you'll probably have today.

We've got Cenosillicaphobia... the fear of an empty beer glass.

Happy Texas Independence Day, y'all!

The only question is... which one will you pick up first?

Miss y'all 🍻

Throw those boots on even though you're staying at home cause why the hell not.

You might not be able to play XL Beer Pong at Rustic Tap right now, but you can still play regular sized beer pong at home.

Could really go for a game of giant beer pong right about now...

It's 5:05 PM on a Friday, your first "at-home" beer should look like this 🍻

We know your bar at home might not be as stocked as ours, but if you could choose a shot of one... what're you drinking?

Wonder how many crawfish we could fit in the tub...

We can't FORCE it on you... but you should have a beer today. #MayTheFourthBeWithYou

Introducing 𝘾𝙝𝙚𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙇𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙙 presented by Michelob ULTRA, taking you inside some of Austin’s most iconic bars. Part one kicks off with Rustic Tap. Enjoy, y'all. #GrowTheLegend