Not old English plastic bottles

Can’t believe some of u are embarrassing for free

Last night there was a giant metal ladder on the 60 freeway, I had to swerve out of the way to not die. So if anyone sees a hubcap by the 60 & the 605 it’s mine 🙂

Everyday i have to sit in the sun in my backyard and photosynthesize like a plant or i’ll die

He ain’t watching you he rather watch his money pile

Twitter giving off Instagram vibes doesn’t sit right w/me

Everyone talks about daddy’s girl and mommy’s girls but what about grandma’s girls? I’ve been a grandma’s girl for as long as I could remember. She has always been my safe place ❤️

I’d rather listen to mambo no. 5 on repeat

You gotta be one lazy mf to not put ur cart back when leaving a store

Having long thick hair is like wearing a blanket draped over you at all times

The devil is working extra hard today.

You can’t fix the inside w/ the outside

This video cracks me up because the only time I tried 818 I threw up immediately after 🤣 worst tequila ever

Con dinero solamente se impresionan Las put*s

Lowkey love when they give Kanye his phone back

Having access to people smarter than u is a blessing not a threat

People at work trip me out, like how are you still eating food from Monday

There’s always something to be grateful for

Due to my mothers new cancer diagnosis. I will be selling/raffling out my 1961 Ford Galaxie. My father needs all the help he can get to stay home permanently in the meantime while my mom is still fighting 😞