My parents and thier employees and the drama ! I can’t deal.

Kenyan Doctors have performed the world’s largest breast reduction surgery at Kenyatta National Hospital. They removed 20.86 kg of tissue from a 17-year-old girl suffering from gigantomastia. There removed tissue accounted for 37% of her total body weight.

My Sekuru’s from my mothers side are ungovernable. Every so often it’s ’muzukuru let me tell you a secret’.

It’s raining today. I don’t need to put on any white noise. 💃🏽

My fellow Africans Sudan must TREND in all African countries. We can do this. Let’s do it #SudanWar .

Let us all unite against DICTATORSHIP!

What is the difference between slay queens and the ladies from this body works for me ? #slayqueensshowmax

That Omunye December will never happen again. What a time.

I’m watching married at first sight UK on YouTube and like halfway through an episode they start playing this wierd music so loud that i can’t hear the participants fighting.

I went to sorbet to get a much needed pedicure. A famous person walked in. We exchanged pleasantries however, I wanted to ask more about his last public relationship kikiki .

I’m watching married at first sight UK. I could do this but I don’t know how to say ‘uyu imbwa yemunhu’ in English.

“I consider it a privilege to be childless,” Suba North MP Millie Odhiambo opens up about her life without children. (Courtesy of Willow Health Media)

I’m looking at this show on Facebook. The presenter is a radio host, she goes around the city asking people to guess which ghetto she’s in. I wanted to ask kuti ko marara arikumashure kwako hausi kumaona? The overgrown grass I can understand because it’s been raining. But litter?

I’m seeing my age-mates and I’m concerned. Surely I look younger than this. Lol I’m going to dye the greys.

Likamva got into an accident, died and got buried and in between all of that, there is not a single police investigation that has happened, it's like the police don't exist. Is this an oversight from the writers? This is why I appreciate Detective Mawethu Sonjica. #InimbaMzansi

So there’s a place where I buy my African cucumbers (magaka with spikes). I also found sauerkraut and kimchi. I don’t know if I’ll like it.

I went to Dischem to use my ucount rewards, the rewards card declined like 5 times. I had to show the lady that I’ve got points in there. Maybe it was the network but I had to use real money arg!

Increase the nurse's salaries not the presidential term.

I always say that my mother’s cousins are ungovernable. Today I’m at a zim function. One of them is sitting with a person I don’t know. Next week he will say muzukuru it’s a secret.