Looking back on 14 years of the Tories is like looking back at the traumatising post-vindaloo shit you just did in the toilet.

📷 Quiz Night! 📷 Tonight's the night! Who's joining us at The Crafty Pint Bar in #Witney for our Quiz Night? If you've not already booked a table, pop in or email [email protected] and Melanie will squeeze you in if she can. Hopefully we'll see you later! #Quiz

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Calling all Postal Voters! ✉️ If you forgot to post your vote, you can hand in your ballot paper to council offices or to your local polling stations, check your location here 👉 wheredoivote.co.uk Hand in you ballot papers by 10pm or your vote will not be counted ❌

🗳️ UK General Election Constituencies - Witney Betting Odds: 🔶 Lib Dems - 8/11 🌳 Conservatives - 7/4 🔴 Labour - 33/1 🔵 Reform - 66/1 🟢 Green - 250/1 Compare odds 👉 oddschecker.com/politics/uk-co… #GeneralElection2024 #GeneralElection24

Wow, what night! Who'd a thunk it, eh? No blue in Oxfordshire. I can't quite believe it.

Come on, club runners! Great 10 mile race, top quality marshals, long sleeve tee, free beer from Little Ox Brew Co and cash prizes for top 3 in every 10-year age category all for less than £20! Oh, and the RD's a lovely chap 😜

I recommend doing the long runs 30 to 90 seconds or more slower than race pace. Running long at race pace is like doing a race a weekend, which is the path to self-destruction. Even the Kenyans don't do their long runs at race pace. They know when to run S-L-O-W. #RunWithHal

Less than 4 weeks to enter this fundulating 10 miler with superb long sleeve finishers tee and Little Ox Brew Co beer for every finisher! #ukrunchat #running

🍬 Sweet Dreams Made of This 🍬 Some of our Marshals will tempt you up Hillzakilla with a jelly baby or two! At CCHQ, we prefer a good old rhubarb & custard. While you ponder your preferences, sign up to the Cotswold Classic! race-nation.co.uk/register/witne… #CotswoldClassic10 #CCMMXXIV

🚨 Entries Close in 2 Weeks 🚨 What a week! You know that moment when... the t-shirt manufacturer discontinues this year's t-shirt colour?! 😱😱 Which colour have we chosen instead? Sign up to find out! 😜 race-nation.co.uk/register/witne… #CotswoldClassic10 #CCMMXXIV

I was asked a brilliant Q recently in an online chat with some newly qualified coaches. What’s the key to success in endurance sports?? It didn’t take me long to answer to be honest, I think it’s the same secret for all sports (and life in general!) the key is simply to be

Wouldn't it be amazing if Witney had a facility bringing activity, sport & community together like this. Wonder if Witney Town Council West Oxfordshire District Council West Oxfordshire District Council Charlie Maynard MP 🔶 could work together & realise a similar vision?

Yet it's still the only Oxfordshire district without an athletics track. 🤔 BBC News - West Oxfordshire District Council's infrastructure pot sits at £13.2m bbc.co.uk/news/articles/… Wonder if Ruth Smith, Witney can get Witney front and centre with her District colleagues

Suspicious email purporting to be from SEAA Competition Ltd just now - anyone else received it? AW The Running Channel Fast Running UKRunChat #running

🎁 Christmas Day parkrun 🎁 Ho! Ho! Ho! It's the news you've been waiting for! Volunteers permitting, we are hosting a Christmas Day parkrun again 🎅 This means events on the following dates: 🤶 Sat 21st Dec ⭐️ Weds 25th Dec 🎄 Sat 28th Dec #loveparkrun 🌳 #TheFeelGoodMovement

🎁 Let's Go! Double Your Impact 🎁 The Big Give Christmas Challenge is now LIVE! From now until midday next Tuesday, your donations will be doubled thanks to our generous match funders. donate.biggive.org/campaign/a0569… Please donate whatever you can afford. Thank you. #ChristmasChallenge

International Volunteers Day is an annual event that honours the invaluable work of volunteers and volunteer organisations. If you have volunteered, whatever your role was, however many times you helped out, you have had an impact at parkrun 👉 parkrun.me/ivd2024 #IVD2024