In other countries, this is called spying and can get you shot.

“Well shoot I didn’t want to hire exclusively Mexicans Hondurans and other Thirdworlders my entire life but they’re the only ones who will take such little pa- I mean work hard. My son inherit the business? Huh, with what money! Nah I found this nice Indian fella willing to pay

“It’s not an amnesty bill. It’s a bill that lets illegals get citizenship without getting any consequences. Which doesn’t count as an amnesty bill”

Holy fuck they mind controlled the absolute shit out of this guy. Complete inversion of who he’s been for years.

Are there rules for hostage taking your own people on top of valid military targets? I feel like there should be. Just wondering how this is getting officiated here.

Trump every time the S&P 500 drops more than a percent

this nigga is wearing carhart over a suit

GenZ here (pretty sure that’s me) If I could wave my hands and materialize 5 years salary tax free, I still couldn’t afford the average American house price with it. “Scrimping a dollar here or there” for a few years doesn’t cut it anymore.

How to do furry conventions: -Beg for rides and promise to pay after the con since its a round trip -Cram in a room of 6 people, assert that you need a bed to yourself -Harass poodling twinks -pillage sex parties for food/alcohol -Default on your payments for the room/drive

“Deadass”

Self importantly blah blah’ing about a ceasefire you had nothing to do with for a conflict you had absolutely no part in is such a British thing to do

Tucker Carlson saying "no president should mock Islam, that's not your job" implies there might be someone whose job is to do exactly that

Chicken rice and a Coke Zero holy shit maybe an egg and some cheese on top That’s probably my most common meal

I'm starting to miss sex maybe I'll try being mean to people again until it turns someone on.

On bluesky right now people are discussing whether or not horses are fascist animals and if owning a horse makes you a republican.

My best