i'm on a hotdog kick. and boy are these hot dogs kickin'!

made it to the south pole

whats good baconation

doofus bacon comeback (priv got blippedh)

the dog rhing has gone too far my mom just hosed me off outside before i was allowed to go in and take a shower bc i was muddy

ROUND 2 BABY! THEY WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE aj is here too now i guess

la vaca lola la vaca lola tiene cabeza y tiene cola

nobody bloxes harder than me

dude

you typically buy a boomerang 3x in life thinking this time it'll come back

this and a blunt

RT PLEASW PLEASEE ITS ME MR CATS SWAGMEISTER I WAS JAILED OVER MOTHING ON THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY OF MY CAREER!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME IN!!!!!!!!!

sometimes life is a jimmy fallon ice cream

i shoved this pumpkin cookie in my pocket on thanksgiving and forgot about it and for inexplicable reasons it has shrunk to about a third of its size

what are the odds of this

rufus j. bacon condones rpf

grrrrrrrrruff!

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