Could it be? Yes, it could. Something's coming, something good, if I can wait.

Every love of my life has attached earlobes

Gave Boy a haircut what kind of spell should I cast on him with the leftover hairs :)

Moving today. Also started my period. Bets on how many times I cry?

Movers are moving in my furniture and every time they bring something new I think damn I have such cool stuff

Is this a resurgence of my stoner girl era?

Treating myself to a no-budget target run

Wearing ski pants to work wbu

If u were to reach into the bottom of my work bag, it’s just a bunch of loose pistachios ngl

Pretty sure the guy I’m seeing says valentimes I’m not kidding

Only falls in love w boys with attached earlobes so if this isn’t you, consider yourself out of the running

Men love to make this innovative meal: sausage bell pepper onion stir fry.

I wish I could text Gus to let him know I’m ubering home to feed him

Suffering from a case of melancholia sos

Coworker recognized my melancholia without me saying anything I cannot hide my emotions for the life of me

It’s okay if you accidentally call me Rosie but bffr Ruby is a better name.

I love gay

Everyone I know is named Maria