I can be cute sometimes

I spy with my little eye….

Who wants to motor boat them as a friend???

Had to p33

Please don’t mind the belly pouch, it keeps my reproductive organs safe <3

Tippy toes

My Reddit link ❤️ reddit.com/u/tarnished-ma…

Sniff it

Pig with Nic Cage is so good. Hit me right up in my feels, & that Bruce Springsteen cover at the end had me tearing up. Pretty sure he said in an interview that this was his favorite film he’s done and it shows. Dude has such range as an actor and you can’t tell me otherwise

Do I look pregnant?

When the f is the new horror movie obsession coming out? People are going nuts for it since it just played at the Toronto film festival. I NEED IT NOW 🥲

My Ryuko cosplay is too much 😮‍💨 Getting all my Halloween content pumped out this week!

Out bra shopping today. What do we think of this one?

Oh my god…. you guys. I attempted to cut and style the wig and now I look like a member from fucking Brokencyde 🥲😂🥲😂

I’m probably still single because I use a maxed out mimic tear in elden ring