"I make school shoes with my own hands, and my name is Esau Valende"

Enjoying my new soft drink now that a litre of petrol is cheaper than a can of malt. Credit to Abdul Hameed

She just cant resist 😎

Today’s date.

⚽️LALIGA winners by country since 2015 2015 - Spain 🇪🇸 2016 - Spain 🇪🇸 2017 - Spain 🇪🇸 2018 - Spain 🇪🇸 2019 - Spain 🇪🇸 2020 - Spain 🇪🇸 2021 - Spain 🇪🇸 2022 - Spain 🇪🇸 2023 - Spain 🇪🇸 2024 - Spain 🇪🇸 2025 - Spain 🇪🇸

Stop Galamsey Get Oral to work Pay the Nurses and Teachers Fix the Street lights Jobs Jobs Jobs That’s all the citizens are asking for now.

Until Raphinha carries Barcelona to 2 Champions league trophies, he should never be compared to Vinicius

If Real Madrid decide to share UCL titles to all the teams that doesn't have, we would still have more than Barcelona 😭😭😭😭

Copa del Rey is really Barcelona UCL 😂, all this PR cause Atletico Madrid beat you 4-0 in a Copa del Rey game😭 Small club syndrome.

Midfield BOSS 🇭🇷

In front of the linesmen, in front of the officials, in front of the referee, but not a single one of them stopped the play for the foul from Suarez to Varane. The whole La Liga has been suffering from the corruption of Barcelona for years.

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Pele scored in the World Cup final, Lamine scored against Espanyol😭😭😭

Honestly, it’s just boredom that makes Madrid fans argue with Barcelona fans

Respect!!

the weird mystery of the Shift Key.

Luis Suarez? in a big CL away game?

This was prime treble winning MSN against Diego Simeone btw👍🏼.

Only engage this tweet if Tottenham is bigger than Barcelona in the last 11 years👍