I am Elon Musk. This is NOT a parody account.

Fuck Twitter. Fuck Elon Musk. And most of all fuck Trumpty Dumpty himself Donald J. Trump. #RIPTwitter

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. Elon Musk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com

Dear fans of Donald J. Trump and Elon Musk that think this is anything other than a massive tax on US businesses and consumers. Get out of your bubble of dumb fuckery before it consumes your remaining brain cells.

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Hey @social123it STOP spamming my company. Twice in the last hour. 1 more and you get reported to your ISP & law enforcement .

. @djwaldow I say @social123it need reporting to the authorities. Blatantly flouting CAN-SPAM. Pretty shocking.

.@social123it "Each separate email in violation of CAN-SPAM Act is subject to penalties of up to $16,000, so non-compliance can be costly"

.Media Temple support giving me the kind of Cut & Paste fob-off responses I'd expect from GoDaddy. Standards slipping?

"I have some great friends who are NASCAR team owners." —Mitt Romney.

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@HuStream OMG #metabridge

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